i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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