I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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