People in love make me want to vomit
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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