Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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