Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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