okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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