At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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