I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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