Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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