Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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