You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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