The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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