I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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