Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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