i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
