there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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