I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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