Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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