dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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