but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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