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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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