I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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