The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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