Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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