i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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