wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
40s are totally the cure
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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