Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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