If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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