talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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