is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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