So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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