Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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