Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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