He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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