At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.