What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.