So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.