How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I have aggressive nipples.