what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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