I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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