how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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