Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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