I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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