yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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