Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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