Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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