Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I have fence marks all over my body
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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