You can't motorboat a personality
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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