I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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