I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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