I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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