He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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