i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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