Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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