I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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