i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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