In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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