okay pat passed out under dana's car
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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