What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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