oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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