we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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