I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
