I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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