have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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