hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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